Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
