belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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