we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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