you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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