You're my little dorito
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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