It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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