Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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