We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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