what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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