you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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