His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
third nipple confirmed
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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