im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
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