loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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