I'm going to rape someone's good day.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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