winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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