How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I had to cum in my sink.
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