I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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