the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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