I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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