At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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