community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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