let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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