I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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