I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I think your dad took our porno
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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