Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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