For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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