I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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