you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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