You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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