i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
