Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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