tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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