So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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