Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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