bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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