You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
operation harelip BJ is a go
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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