I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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