weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So many bounce houses so little time
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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