Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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