Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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