Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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