Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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