My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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