its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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