I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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