oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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