we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Randomize
