You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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