HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
even my farts smell like vagina
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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