found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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