she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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